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PRESLEYTHE LURCHER WITH 2 MANY BRAINSMa name iz Presley, az iz a Pedigree Lurcher..
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IntroThis page is dedicated tae aw ma friends and aw ma beetches, if ewes want tae be ma friend or ewes are a right fit lookin beetch send mee an eemail. Jenna - she's haireeJenna iz ma No 1 hairee beetch, Isnt shee a babe.  tae prove how much she loves me she got this right fancy collar and she wears it aw the time, she's ma beetch!  Captain Nick Rickets CBE - (Cremations, Burials, etc.)Mr Rickets, or Sir to his friends iz the chairman of the cheeseboard, az likes cheese. Hees iz like the govenor of awe the prizons in the country. He once had an eenormos tanker and tells lots of stories about hiz time at see.  Gordon SmithMa good pal Gordee can speek to the aneemals, only thing is theyz is deed! Ma Mum rite likes him coz she iz kinda in the same line of work. z  Sir Les - on the bogSir Les iz like a dead cool hero of mine, when az seez him az wets masell laffin, az just canny help it. He's like an Austrailian ambassador or sumfin, az finks an ambassador is a really cool job coz ewe get yer picktoor taken on the toilet. 
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Rag - a muffinRag iz ma 'mini me' beetch, she iz like rite small and the creem of them awe, that iz why she iz called a whippey,(like ice cream geezer Mr Whippet) she is a Crufts bootee Queen. Shee iz also ma Feeonsee! Ah swears tae masell that iz the troof, shee asked mee tae marree hur. Thiz iz her right cool moody photo she sent just fur me, ewes can look but didnae touch her. Rags Mum iz ma Antee Noras, and Rag also lives wiff two udder pure babes Sasha and Cas, ah loves them two.  Aunty RachelsCool man, Aunty Rachels comes and looks efter me and my Molls when Mum and Dad go away. She lets uz stay up right late and wees sit and watch maste haunted and az pretend tae bee scared when Derek According gets taken over by they spirits coz az gets extra cuddles fae ma Aunty Rachels. A....Rachels is the wan on the left.  Derek Acorah - AladdinAz loves watchin most haunted, it's the bestest program on the tellees. Az wiz so impressed wae Derek Acorah ah rote a whole blog fing aboot him. BLOG THING ABOOT DEREK  Mr Jingles - #53Me and ma Molls decided wan day that wees wanted oor ane wee pet to call our ane, wees decided tae adopt a wee moose called Mr Jingles, wees fot it wid be sooo cool tae have oor very own wan tae play wiff, and look efter. Noo az iz no too sure exactly whit iz happenin but when we got Mr Jingles we hud a rite good time wiff him, playin and chasin roond the gerden, but ma Mollee picked him up and ah played football wiff him, but efter oor nite wiff him we all went tae bed but oor Mr Jingles never woke up.  We wur a right upset at this so az decided tae get an udder Mr Jingles, thing iz theys keep going tae sleep and no wakeining up the next morning, wees are on tae oor 53rd Mr Jingles noo. Here iz me and ma Molls oot looking tae find oor next Mr Jingles.  Ali G - BooyakashaRespek, Ali G iz ma hero, coz ah fink he knows Borrat. Keep it real.  |