About Me - The Beginning
Az started life in the posh bit of Scortland, called Edinburger tae awe ewes foreigners, here iz how az started ma life..
THE BEGINNING
Ma Escape Attempts
Az a wiz being held prisoner az decided that az needed tae escape....az first tried tae copy Harry Whodeeni
AZ IS WHODEENI
After that failed attempt az decided on the Steve McQueen approach..
THE GREAT ESCAPE
Molly, Denzil and Goodbye Bruv..
Ma number wan beetch iz ma Mollee, az loves her to bits, this iz how az first met ma Molls and this is also when az hud tae say goodbye tae ma bruv Aaron..
MOLLY & ARRON
And this iz the mills and boons edishon of ma first kiss wiff ma Molls
OOR FIRST KISS
Just when az fot fings couldnae get any weerder in wur prison it turns oot there iz a cat hear two..
DENZIL THE CAT
Ma noo Dad and our new Open Prizon in Lan Ark
Wan day this scruffee geezer turns up, next thing he iz ma noo Dad!
MA F..DAD
Az iz noo currently ensconsed at her majestees plesure at HM Open Prison Lan Ark, this iz the troo storee of ma time there and in the cooler..
LANARK OPEN PRISON
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Ma piccies
Here iz mee (ona left) and ma bruv Arron (ona right) taken by Nicki when wees wur held in detention at the vets, see theys even tied us up!

Here iz me and ma bruv dane a work oot in oor exercise yerd.

Here iz a picture of ma minder, big black Mac, be sure no mess wae him!

This iz ma number one beetch, ma wee Molls

Az couldney beleive it when az met Denzil the cat, he scratched me right ona face
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